Gulag Vacation Facility

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Gulag Vacation Facilities are resort facilities where enemies of communism are sent to live out their lives in peace, in a place where they can't hurt anyone with their twisted ideologies.

In some cases, Soviet authorities deem the capitalist criminal too corrupted to be saved, or the risk to great to attempt a capture. In such a case, the criminal is liquidated instead.

Locations

Most Gulags are located in Siberia. Despite the biting cold of the northern Siberian coastline, the facilities enjoy tropical weather due to the wonders of Soviet technology.

Security

Escape from a Gulag is a physical impossibility. The nature behind this security is a closely kept secret, but no one denies the ingenuity of this accomplishment.

Distinguished guests

Adolpheus Hitter