Lusk af Heske
"Ach meine Beine!" ―Lukanov
Born(??) Kavaröbridgeway, died 11 October 2012, Kavaröbridgeway. He was born Skrytas around 15000 BC. His current name is Lukanov. Aliases are The "fail" troll AKA the fake troll, aka The Upreaper(Not to be mistaken as the grim reaper) aka Busschaufför'n aka "Advokat" Lusk aka Lurk-O aka Hängmästaren från Gällivare. No one know whos side Lukanov is on. The only sure thing we know is that hes a loyal recruiter for the party. Many Heretics calls him a troll, but hes only doing this for the party so that politicans creates new parties and train to become a trial member of the party. He's also the lawyer to the entire Dodo population over the world. Lukanov has also led 13 Dodo crusades against the evil nazi nation called Jänkarland.
Age: 17014 as of January 2014
Empire of Storsvenska Riket
Vekhetens möstare (confirmed)
Negerkung of the kurrkurrduts
Lukanov has been seen as an cultist running around in every city on terra, lieing to people that they will become stronger then ever! But they have to pay with their souls, and they never get their power. All the chaos "gods" like him but in reality hes just tricking them to give him all the power he needs to controll his cults and maybe one day become a chaos god himself and kill all the other chaos "gods". all this is made for the greater good of the party.
Thats right. hes also working for the Tau A.k.a Space communist. Every single capitalist is afraid of the Tau empire. Capitalists belive that if one planet falls to Tau another will for and so on, they call it "The domino effect". Lukanovs main purpose is to lead all Tau for The greater good.
"Troll" aspect (aka the Madman aspect)
"I read it in the bible, so it must be true!" -Lukanov
This is lukanovs most common aspect that he uses. He uses it almost every day when he's going to ITG. There are several people that don't like Lukanovs troll aspect, Like This guy. He always calls Lukanov a troll even tho he's right just because he can't accept that he lost. Radam always calls lukanov a troll when Lukanov says that Batman should kill Joker to spare alot of human lives. Batman catches joker and sends him to jail and one week later joker escapes as always and kills more people.
Fake troll aspect
He's also the proud creator of the Troll safety maneuver, which is that when you argue with a troll, the troll wins. What he doesn't understand though, is that when your victim is arguing with you instead of raging, you are a fail troll. You have lost. This maneuver is complete BS and a sign of just how corrupted Lukanov has become.
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On October 11, 2012, Lukanov was assassinated by an unknown man at 09:30 in his home in Kavaröbridgeway. The assailant reportedly slit Lukanov's throat with his little finger before shooting him twice in fast succession with a Makarov PM.
No one was ever charged with the murder, despite a long and costly investigation. All of Lusk's titles and possessions fell into the hands of his heir, Koung Radam Smetenskij I of Socker-Lootarn.